Effed Beyond Belief

That which is easy to say is so often quite difficult to perform.

I've been gone a long time.

I'm coming back.

I don't know what to say.

I bashed my head in on the asphalt at 45 mph. I'm left here for some reason.

Friends, I'm afraid I lost my sense of humor. This sitch taint funny. I could use some prodding. (Don't go gay with that last comment.)