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Meanwhile, back in Innanet dating land...I opened my Match.com email for a bit of a shock. The letter read: "Hey. Look, I don't think this is working out. I just don't see us clicking. You're a great guy and all. Sorry I didn't let you know sooner. --Lisa."
Well, that's just GREAT. Dumped via email.
I promptly wrote back: "Lisa, I don't know what to say. I can't believe you'd end it... like... like this, after all we've been through. I should have seen this coming. I mean, you've been so... distant. I know I'll be able to move on eventually, and one day I'll get over you, but first: WHO ARE YOU?"
I had no idea who Lisa was. I pulled up her profile from her user name, examined all her photos and was at a complete loss. I'd never talked to her. True, I was having minimal luck with Match.com and going through a dry spell. Statistics showed that for every woman there was 8 guys. (Apparently, 7 better looking guys than yours truly.) But honestly, to get dumped by a girl I'd never met... That's gotta be like rock-bottom.
