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It should be noted that I started this blog on April 2 of this 2008th year of our Lord. And while I've been called many things, including foolish, I was careful to begin posting AFTER April Fool's Day, so that you would know that the content herein is no joke... it's all true.
Recently, I have had people read certain excerpts, then call me up and question the credibility of what I wrote -- which is very upsetting. INFIDELS! Therefore, to mitigate any uncertainty out there that all the events described herein are true, I am making this simple, humorless post today and permanently removing my phone number from the site.
I am, however, leaving my address up. If you wish to question the validity of any content herein, I encourage you to come to my home instead. Please knock, because the doorbell's been dodgy lately. I will answer and either invite you in to discuss your concerns over coffee or tea, or whack you over the nose with a rolled up newspaper. (It could go either way.)
Thank you,
Monster
