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Two of the dumbest things I've ever heard out of any woman's mouth:
"Your truck gave me a sore throat."
"Your bathroom turned my lips purple."
Elaine and Aneita, I salute you and proudly present you (respectively) with the 2004 and 2008 Oral/Anal Transposition Award for Excellence in Talking Out Your Ass.
Of course there are stories behind these comments, but I invite any readers to try to comprehend a fathomable explanation for each. It can barely be done.
