How to Make a Tweeterfod

Brearbits slope toward groft valleys
plunked amongst the peeper plots,
filling with the shimmery drippings
of a moon that glomes on felten hills.
With sliven tongues and fuzzy fellies
starry winks tickle the popperpinks
as the Snicklebots and Brearbits click on
in swelling softlure, until the keepers of the Clackwick
can take the kerang no more
and open the gates to the Bomigods
in and “ooh” and “ah” and a rush of wet.

The Bomigods grow thinner ‘til
from the slide of one felten hill
a solingle Clackwick slips into the groftiest spot
‘neath a twisting thranch, in the thickest peeper plot.

Just beyond the wetten huffaluff
it sets and grovulates
until ready to thring itself at the Great Thooden Door
(of Bulmuffuh)
and then a Clackwick it is no more
but rather a tiny Tweeterfod
thrung forth from Clackwick pod.

So you see, it is neither the Brearbits nor the fuzzy fellies
(that have been known to twitter from Snicklebot jelly),
nor is it the starry winks or popperpinks
(although they give us pause to think),
but maybe the mystic kerang and glome
on felten hills where Bomigods roam,
and settle into velvet sod
to infiltrate the Clackwick’s pod,
progenerating a Tweeterfod
from a rush of wet,
before a nod.