Coyotes

I woke at 4:01 a.m. to coyotes howling, and the subsequent barking of all the neighborhood dogs. All but mine. Bob doesn't bark.

But I wonder if he gets nervous about coyotes. I'll have to remember to ask him.

I don't normally get nervous about coyotes... but one of them sounded like a werewolf. And that makes me nervous, 'cause if werewolves exist then vampires probably do too.

Not that I'm scared of vampires. I just don't want one to be turned into one before I get back into shape. I'd hate to spend eternity this fat.