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Excuse me, good people of Wyoming: Due to your inability to make significant contributions to urban America, and in part because of your penchant for watery beer and sheep (often in some dreadful combination), we are going to have to ask you to pack your pickup trucks and head north to Canada or south to Mexico. We’d ask you to stay, but we’d like the value of the land to increase. Further, in the interim, we’ll be paving your former state to make room Woolly World – the world’s largest theme park and the only theme park ever dedicated to the memory of the livestock you’ve defiled. We've just finished designing such exciting rides as Lusty Lambykins, Screw Ewe, and our wildest ride yet: The Raunchy Ram. For the few of you that we will allow to remain behind we have both rodeo clown and maintenance jobs available for you in 2010 at the completion of the park design. Please try to stay out of the way of the construction crew. Thank you.
