RealitV

I have the hugest T.V. The on button is the size of a door knob. It blows high-def away in terms of clarity, but it only gets two channels, the Nature Channel and one I call the People Channel.

It's way too big for my place. I keep it outside.

I have a smaller one inside. It gets one channel and one show: Lifetime. The plot's thin, and it's lacking in character development.

Beats nothin', I guess.